Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
SAM
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
SAM
http://www.abhijeetsingh.com/blog/archi ... ndgun_Is_B
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I am surprised no one has the balls to admit that this is by far the best top ten list i have ever heard....Jay Leno or David Letterman cant come up with one like this in a lifetime
Great list Sam
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Great list Sam
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True, True,True ............................. and VERY TRUE.
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Thanks fellas
SAM
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Good one.
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Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.
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#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
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Good one......
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You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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AWESOME sam
way to go
way to go
do not speak unless you can improve the silence......
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Since a lot of us and many more (who are afraid to admit) like the top ten, lets have a vote on which one is the best.
My top is No.#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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My top is No.#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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Simply gr8 superb infact very practical .... well done SAM thts the best i have read on IFG...
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Amazing stuff Simply amazing. All thumps Up.
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Mine is number #1 ..LOL
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This is a list i would recommend to all shooters who are going thru a rough patch, cracks you up each time it is read