Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:12 pm

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN :!:

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by amer4545 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:22 pm

I am surprised no one has the balls to admit that this is by far the best top ten list i have ever heard....Jay Leno or David Letterman cant come up with one like this in a lifetime
Great list Sam
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by ravi.sharma » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:46 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

True, True,True ............................. and VERY TRUE.

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:54 pm

Thanks fellas :!:

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by m24 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:41 pm

Good one. :lol:

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by jaypreet » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:52 pm

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by prashantsingh » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:15 pm

Good one......

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by shooter » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:36 am

:uncontrollable:
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by ashraf » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:15 am

AWESOME sam ROTFL ROTFL
way to go :cheers:
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by amer4545 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:16 am

Since a lot of us and many more (who are afraid to admit) like the top ten, lets have a vote on which one is the best.

My top is No.#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by coltpython » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:26 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by shoot to kill » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:03 pm

Simply gr8 superb infact very practical .... well done SAM thts the best i have read on IFG... ROTFL :agree:
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by vkjalan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:29 pm

Amazing stuff Simply amazing. All thumps Up. :D :D :D

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by Sakobav » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:34 am

Mine is number #1 ..LOL ROTFL

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Post by amer4545 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:59 pm

This is a list i would recommend to all shooters who are going thru a rough patch, cracks you up each time it is read

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