THE SHOOTER'S BIBLE

[paragvns]

THE SHOOTER'S BIBLE
The ten commandments, set forth here,
Was written in our time.
We merely rearranged the text,
And put them into rhyme.

The first commandment, clearly states,
To each and every one.
"Give any firearm respect,
You would a loaded gun."

Without a doubt, the second rule,
Outranks the rest by far.
"You only carry empty guns,
Into your camp or car."

The third commandment, takes effect,
Whenever shooting's done.
"You always check,that naught obstructs,
The barrel of your gun."

The fourth one states, "you must control,
The muzzle of your gun,
If, when toting it you stumble,
Fall over things or run."

The fifth commandment, tells you how
To keep your conscience eased,
"Make sure of what you're shooting at,
Before the trigger's squeezed."

The sixth commandment, then relates,
This message, if you will.
"You never aim at anything,
You do not want to kill."

Commandment seven, tells you how,
To keep from being cursed.
"You never leave a gun alone,
That's not unloaded first."

The eighth commandment, teaches us,
That we may reap our fun.
"You never climb a fence or tree,
And pack a loaded gun."

The lesson, number nine reveals,
Is vital in its way.
"You never shoot at flat hard ground,
Or water, so to say."

The tenth commandment, states a fact,
No sportsman, can refuse,
The powder that goes in your gun,
Cannot be mixed with booze."

-Red Fisher

[Zafar]

i was thinking what will be the deadly sins for a shooter!


shukriya
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Zafar

[nm]

Good one....

Nishant

[TenX]

The Ten (Dumb) sins ... Pun Intended.
1. Looking at the front end of the barrel of a loaded gun.
2. Looking at the front end of the barrel of a loaded gun, with a drunk checking the trigger.
3. Looking at the front end of the barrel of a loaded gun, with two drunks trying to snatch the gun from eack other.
4. Trying to shoot a fly that is trying to lodge itself on your own body.
5. Teaching your wife how to use a gun while in the middle of a hot argument concerning her mother, her cooking and your secretary!
6. Picking up an argument with your Range Officer - (Those who understand this is probably a Bangalorite!)
7., 8., 9., 10. - (Guys, please fill in)

[Zafar]

quite deadly indeed
no one will be alive after the fifth to think about the 7 8 9 & 10th
shukriya
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Zafar

[eljefe]

Yup, this is one aspect that needs constant reinforcement.Thanks for posting

[LeoDude]

7. If ever you happen to be in a police firing (in India) and you have a Cop aiming his gun at you, dont move, becos if you do, you will get shot.

[sudhaiob]

hello
in india if a cop aims his gun at you donot be afraid, he will surely miss you and kill an innocent byestander, on the other hand if you happen to be a byestander............
regs
sudhaiob