Your 8 year old is Smarter than YOU!

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Your 8 year old is Smarter than YOU!

Post by brihacharan » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:12 am

Father: Son can you go and buy me a soft drink.
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke.
Son: Diet or Regular?
Father: Regular.
Son: Bottle or Can?
Father: Bottle.
Son: 500ml or 1 litre.
Father: Dammit just buy me water!!!!!!!.
Son: Natural or Mineral?
Father: Mineral!!!!
Son: Chilled or Room Temperature?
Father: I'm gonna strike you wit a broom you idiot!!!!!!!
Son: Stick broom or Soft broom?
Father:Stop this you little animal!!
Son: Cow or Pig?
Father: Get the hell outta her you little b*&%#@asd!!!!!
Son: Now or Later?
Father: NOW!!!!
Son: So are you gonna throw me out or not?
Father: I'm gonna kill you!!!!!!!
Son: With a gun or Knife?
Father: I am gonna shoot you little b&%#@ard!!!!!
Son:In the head or Stomach?
Father: You pest.
Son: Cockroach or Rat?
Father : Fainted................
Son : Are you dead or sleeping ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Your 8 year old is Smarter than YOU!

Post by essdee1972 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:31 am

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Son should get a job in Starbucks!!!
Cheers!

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Re: Your 8 year old is Smarter than YOU!

Post by RA.50 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:42 pm

ROTFL ROTFL

some kids are like this in real world too
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Re: Your 8 year old is Smarter than YOU!

Post by Katana » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:36 pm

The son was probably studying to become a babu!
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Re: Your 8 year old is Smarter than YOU!

Post by Rrahulkumar » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:18 pm

essdee1972 wrote:ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Son should get a job in Starbucks!!!

i swear ROTFL
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