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Re: Punography

Post by slingshot » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:42 pm

brihacharan wrote:A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. :lol:
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Re: Punography

Post by slingshot » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:03 pm

"Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred." Richard Whately :lol:
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Re: Punography

Post by brihacharan » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:27 pm

slingshot wrote: "Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred." Richard Whately :lol:
> Reminds me of this little story....

A Pig & a Chicken were browsing in a farm along which ran a 'Highway'...
Soon a huge Trailer passed by on the side of which was written "HAM & EGGS" with pictures....
The Chicken seeing that said to the Pig - "Hey Porky, that's US"...
The Pig snorted & replied "For You It's All in a Day's Work" - As for Me 'I'm Committed" :lol:
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Re: Punography

Post by airgun_novice » Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:45 pm

Overheard a conversation between two guys - "She is so cool...". "And so hot..."

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Re: Punography

Post by brihacharan » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:39 pm

* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

* A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

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Re: Punography

Post by shooter » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:30 pm

I'm all for gun control; I use two hands.
They are making a movie about abolition of guns and how the former gun owners life changed with it. They will call it gun with the wind.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Re: Punography

Post by airgun_novice » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:10 pm

In his attempt to make the gal extra comfy, the guy showed her to the bigger bed than the smaller chair.

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