brihacharan wrote:A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Briha
Punography
- slingshot
- One of Us (Nirvana)
- Posts: 410
- Joined: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:38 pm
Re: Punography
There is no downside to Freedom!
- slingshot
- One of Us (Nirvana)
- Posts: 410
- Joined: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:38 pm
Re: Punography
"Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred." Richard Whately
There is no downside to Freedom!
- brihacharan
- Old Timer
- Posts: 3112
- Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:33 pm
- Location: mumbai
Re: Punography
> Reminds me of this little story....slingshot wrote: "Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred." Richard Whately
A Pig & a Chicken were browsing in a farm along which ran a 'Highway'...
Soon a huge Trailer passed by on the side of which was written "HAM & EGGS" with pictures....
The Chicken seeing that said to the Pig - "Hey Porky, that's US"...
The Pig snorted & replied "For You It's All in a Day's Work" - As for Me 'I'm Committed"
Briha
- airgun_novice
- Veteran
- Posts: 1138
- Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:15 pm
- Location: Mumbai-Thane, India
Re: Punography
Overheard a conversation between two guys - "She is so cool...". "And so hot..."
- brihacharan
- Old Timer
- Posts: 3112
- Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:33 pm
- Location: mumbai
Re: Punography
* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
* A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Briha
* A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Briha
- shooter
- Old Timer
- Posts: 2002
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 8:55 pm
- Location: London
Re: Punography
I'm all for gun control; I use two hands.
They are making a movie about abolition of guns and how the former gun owners life changed with it. They will call it gun with the wind.
They are making a movie about abolition of guns and how the former gun owners life changed with it. They will call it gun with the wind.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
- airgun_novice
- Veteran
- Posts: 1138
- Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:15 pm
- Location: Mumbai-Thane, India
Re: Punography
In his attempt to make the gal extra comfy, the guy showed her to the bigger bed than the smaller chair.