Two lawyers were out hunting
When they came upon a couple of tracks .......
After close examination, the senior lawyer declared
It's deer tracks ........
Recently graduated lawyer passed the degree with flying colors
Objected on the bases of technicalities .......
Tracks were wide enough, long enough and going strait
Senior lawyer wouldn't take that kind of Shiit from Junior lawyer ......
Junior lawyer challenged again and claimed to be expert on moose tracks
Senior will reconsider his position but not willing to accept defeat from newbie........
From normal debate to heated arguments and none is backing up
Moose tracks are like this, deer tracks are not wide and ..... and .... and ......
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And TRAIN hit them ...............
Two lawyers were out hunting ......
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Two lawyers were out hunting ......
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers do not think they are funny.
........And no one else thinks they are jokes!
........And no one else thinks they are jokes!
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947
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veejosh
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
Two for the price of one!!! Thanks Gentlemen.
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
Jab paida hua vakeel to shaitan ney kaha ," Ham bhi sahib-e- aulaad ho gayey."
Roughly translated
When the lawyer was born the devil said,"Even I have become a father".
Roughly translated
When the lawyer was born the devil said,"Even I have become a father".
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ckkalyan
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
Hey WTP is Aulad = Father?
However, I do like the way Lawyer is pronounced in the Punjab LIAR - I rest my case!
Good tracks laid Hammerhead
However, I do like the way Lawyer is pronounced in the Punjab LIAR - I rest my case!
Good tracks laid Hammerhead
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
aulaad=child
sahib-e-aulaad=father
sahib-e-aulaad=father
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ckkalyan
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
Ah,yes! sahib-e-aulaad = 'Father of the Child', WTP - Thanks! I guess I am losing touch - 
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......
whats the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?????
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A prostitute stops screwing you once you are dead!!!!
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
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