Two lawyers were out hunting ......

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Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by Hammerhead » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:37 am

Two lawyers were out hunting
When they came upon a couple of tracks .......

After close examination, the senior lawyer declared
It's deer tracks ........

Recently graduated lawyer passed the degree with flying colors
Objected on the bases of technicalities .......

Tracks were wide enough, long enough and going strait
Senior lawyer wouldn't take that kind of Shiit from Junior lawyer ......

Junior lawyer challenged again and claimed to be expert on moose tracks
Senior will reconsider his position but not willing to accept defeat from newbie........

From normal debate to heated arguments and none is backing up
Moose tracks are like this, deer tracks are not wide and ..... and .... and ......


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And TRAIN hit them ...............
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by Mark » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:36 am

The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers do not think they are funny.







































































........And no one else thinks they are jokes!
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by veejosh » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:58 am

Two for the price of one!!! Thanks Gentlemen.
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by winnie_the_pooh » Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:57 pm

Jab paida hua vakeel to shaitan ney kaha ," Ham bhi sahib-e- aulaad ho gayey."

Roughly translated

When the lawyer was born the devil said,"Even I have become a father".
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by ckkalyan » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:18 pm

Hey WTP is Aulad = Father?

However, I do like the way Lawyer is pronounced in the Punjab LIAR - I rest my case! :lol:

Good tracks laid Hammerhead :cheers:
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by winnie_the_pooh » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:40 pm

aulaad=child

sahib-e-aulaad=father

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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by ckkalyan » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:49 pm

Ah,yes! sahib-e-aulaad = 'Father of the Child', WTP - Thanks! I guess I am losing touch - :(
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by vishosingh » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:15 pm

whats the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?????
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A prostitute stops screwing you once you are dead!!!!
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Re: Two lawyers were out hunting ......

Post by Safarigent » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:28 am

+1 for visho singh
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