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In India..

Post by jonahpach » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:56 am

In India if you look like this

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and are not dressedup like a tourist you are a...

-- Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:57 am --

Bank guard..?
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Post by to_saptarshi » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:39 am

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Post by dr.jayakumar » Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:00 am

didnot get it! :stupid:

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Post by Priyan » Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:16 am

jaykumar not me either. I guess it would be better with a macro though. :stupid: too.
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Post by veejosh » Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:59 am

jonahpach wrote:In India if you look like this

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and are not dressedup like a tourist you are a...

-- Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:57 am --

Bank guard..?

Nepali or Chinki from NE like anyone from beyond M.P. not speaking hindi is ----Madrasi !! :) :)

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Post by essdee1972 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:04 pm

What he means is that people with Mongoloid features are normally taken to be either tourists from SE & E Asia (China, Japan, etc.), or Gurkhas in "security" jobs (hence bank guard). Most Indians just ignore the racial melange to be found in our country! (no racism intended in the word "Mongoloid", which along with Caucasoid and Negroid, forms one of the three Great Races of mankind, sorry, humankind).

Jonah, while in engineering college (Jaipur), I had a friend from Manipur. Whenever we would go to have a drink, I used to be mistaken for a tourist guide, showing the "Japani" the sights!! We then took to speaking always in Hindi with choicest expletives, so that people were clear about his nationality! Sad.
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Post by dr.jayakumar » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:45 pm

essdee1972 wrote:What he means is that people with Mongoloid features are normally taken to be either tourists from SE & E Asia (China, Japan, etc.), or Gurkhas in "security" jobs (hence bank guard). Most Indians just ignore the racial melange to be found in our country! (no racism intended in the word "Mongoloid", which along with Caucasoid and Negroid, forms one of the three Great Races of mankind, sorry, humankind).

Jonah, while in engineering college (Jaipur), I had a friend from Manipur. Whenever we would go to have a drink, I used to be mistaken for a tourist guide, showing the "Japani" the sights!! We then took to speaking always in Hindi with choicest expletives, so that people were clear about his nationality! Sad.
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Post by jonahpach » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:07 pm

I was once asked by some idiot in New Delhi if I knitted my sweater myself and howmuch it would cost to make one for him..
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Post by xl_target » Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:32 pm

LOL. Jonah, you should have quoted him some ridiculous amount and then sold him your sweater.
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Re: In India..

Post by drifter » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:45 am

jonahpach wrote:I was once asked by some idiot in New Delhi if I knitted my sweater myself and howmuch it would cost to make one for him..
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ha ha you should have said a price and collected an advance from him, then vanished.

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