suresh kalmadi
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suresh kalmadi
In a class teacher asks a boy what does your father do,
Boy : He is a stripper in a gay night club and often he allows other men to touch his privates.
stunned teacher takes a boy to the side : Is it true about your father son.
Boy : No teacher my father works for the common wealth games and is working with suresh kalmadi, actually i was very embarrassed to tell you that.
Boy : He is a stripper in a gay night club and often he allows other men to touch his privates.
stunned teacher takes a boy to the side : Is it true about your father son.
Boy : No teacher my father works for the common wealth games and is working with suresh kalmadi, actually i was very embarrassed to tell you that.
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Re: suresh kalmadi
Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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Re: suresh kalmadi
The right way to salvation is only through the gates of Hell...
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Re: suresh kalmadi
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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Re: suresh kalmadi
I hope he has ears to listen to this!!!
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Re: suresh kalmadi
लोड करके राईफल, जब जीप पे सवार होते...
बाऩध साफा जब गबरू तयार होते.....
देखती है दुनिया छत पर चढके.....
और कहते
"काश हम भी जाट होते"......
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"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is two wolves attempting to have a sheep for dinner and finding a well-informed, well-armed sheep."
बाऩध साफा जब गबरू तयार होते.....
देखती है दुनिया छत पर चढके.....
और कहते
"काश हम भी जाट होते"......
..............
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is two wolves attempting to have a sheep for dinner and finding a well-informed, well-armed sheep."
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Re: suresh kalmadi
For a 2012 Dec 21st catastrophe experience in advance, please visit any of the CWG venues in Delhi for a free experience. If you like it please thank Kalmadi for presenting us with such a unique experience.
-- Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:56 am --
When kalmadi said better stadiums then Bejing Olympics, he was right, Bejing Olympic Stadiums didn’t give the spectators 2012 catastrophe experience in advance by the way of falling roof and bridges.
-- Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:56 am --
When kalmadi said better stadiums then Bejing Olympics, he was right, Bejing Olympic Stadiums didn’t give the spectators 2012 catastrophe experience in advance by the way of falling roof and bridges.
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Re: suresh kalmadi
70000 cr was spent on this 'SPECTACULAR' cwg by India, which is twice the amount spent on Beijing Olympics and is 4 times the amount Glasgow will spent on forth coming cwg in 2014.
politicians are scoundrels i.e. a product of cross between a swine and a mongrel.
politicians are scoundrels i.e. a product of cross between a swine and a mongrel.
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Re: suresh kalmadi
War does not define who is right -- only who is left
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
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Re: suresh kalmadi
That's a good one
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Re: suresh kalmadi
What is the similarity between Rain and CWG Bridges / Stadiums?
BOTH FALL
-- Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:38 am --
Why was feviquick/fevicol invented?
Because the inventors wanted Kalmadi to have a Quickfix in the event of roof collpase
BOTH FALL
-- Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:38 am --
Why was feviquick/fevicol invented?
Because the inventors wanted Kalmadi to have a Quickfix in the event of roof collpase
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Re: suresh kalmadi
ba ba kalmadi have you any shame,
no sir no sir we r having a common loots game,
crores for my partners, and crores for the dame,
and crores for me too, to put country to shame........
no sir no sir we r having a common loots game,
crores for my partners, and crores for the dame,
and crores for me too, to put country to shame........
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