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suresh kalmadi

Post by casual shooter » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:33 pm

In a class teacher asks a boy what does your father do,
Boy : He is a stripper in a gay night club and often he allows other men to touch his privates.
stunned teacher takes a boy to the side : Is it true about your father son.
Boy : No teacher my father works for the common wealth games and is working with suresh kalmadi, actually i was very embarrassed to tell you that.

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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by nagarifle » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:01 pm

:lol:
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Post by SUDDEN DEATH » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:20 pm

ROTFL
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Post by captrakshitsharma » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:33 pm

ROTFL :lol:
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Post by shooter » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:44 pm

:lol:
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Post by orieng » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:18 pm

:agree: :lol:

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Post by thomast1 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:54 pm

ROTFL ROTFL
I hope he has ears to listen to this!!!

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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by sudesh » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:14 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
लोड करके राईफल, जब जीप पे सवार होते...
बाऩध साफा जब गबरू तयार होते.....
देखती है दुनिया छत पर चढके.....
और कहते
"काश हम भी जाट होते"......
..............
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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by rahul_n_au » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:55 am

For a 2012 Dec 21st catastrophe experience in advance, please visit any of the CWG venues in Delhi for a free experience. If you like it please thank Kalmadi for presenting us with such a unique experience.

-- Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:56 am --

When kalmadi said better stadiums then Bejing Olympics, he was right, Bejing Olympic Stadiums didn’t give the spectators 2012 catastrophe experience in advance by the way of falling roof and bridges.

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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by casual shooter » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:18 pm

70000 cr was spent on this 'SPECTACULAR' cwg by India, which is twice the amount spent on Beijing Olympics and is 4 times the amount Glasgow will spent on forth coming cwg in 2014.
politicians are scoundrels i.e. a product of cross between a swine and a mongrel.

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Post by vrohan59 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:42 pm

ROTFL
War does not define who is right -- only who is left
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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by amit888_2000 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:14 pm

That's a good one :deadhorse:

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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by rahul_n_au » Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:32 am

What is the similarity between Rain and CWG Bridges / Stadiums?

BOTH FALL

-- Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:38 am --

Why was feviquick/fevicol invented?

Because the inventors wanted Kalmadi to have a Quickfix in the event of roof collpase

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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by casual shooter » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:41 pm

ba ba kalmadi have you any shame,
no sir no sir we r having a common loots game,
crores for my partners, and crores for the dame,
and crores for me too, to put country to shame........

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Re: suresh kalmadi

Post by snIPer » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:51 pm

Good one :D
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