A Hunting Accident!!!
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A Hunting Accident!!!
Hi Guys,
Hi Guys!
Here's a word of advice - Hold on to your gun - Never let it Go!
> A guy goes hunting. He slips and falls into a ditch and the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
>"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your privates which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
Cheers
Brihacharan
Hi Guys!
Here's a word of advice - Hold on to your gun - Never let it Go!
> A guy goes hunting. He slips and falls into a ditch and the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
>"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your privates which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
Cheers
Brihacharan
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Re: A Hunting Accident!!!
Good One.
This (dirty) one is in Hindi , so some members may not appreciate it
The initial part is exactly the same.
Only the punch line is a little different.
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The Doctor tells the Hunter "Aap to baal baal bach gaye".
The Hunter says "Bas baal hi baal to bach gaye hain....baaki sab to gooli ke saath hi ud gaya".
This (dirty) one is in Hindi , so some members may not appreciate it
The initial part is exactly the same.
Only the punch line is a little different.
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The Doctor tells the Hunter "Aap to baal baal bach gaye".
The Hunter says "Bas baal hi baal to bach gaye hain....baaki sab to gooli ke saath hi ud gaya".
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Hunting Accident
A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your p*n*s which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your p*n*s which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
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Re: Hunting Accident
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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Re: Hunting Accident
heard outside a newly wed couples window: "Honey, blow is just a figure of speach"
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Re: Hunting Accident
must have had a bad dream that night.............................?
-- Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:35 am --
then what is bullet for...................................................
-- Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:35 am --
then what is bullet for...................................................
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Re: A Hunting Accident!!!
From Hunting to Football. Got this sms on my mobile. Thought I will share it with everyone.
"FIFA has decided that Girls should be Goalkeepers for the World Cup.
Because no matter how wide they open,They never let the balls go in. "
"FIFA has decided that Girls should be Goalkeepers for the World Cup.
Because no matter how wide they open,They never let the balls go in. "