A Hunting Accident!!!

Post all jokes/ quizzes/ teasers/ 'identify this' type of posts here
Post Reply
User avatar
brihacharan
Old Timer
Old Timer
Posts: 3112
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:33 pm
Location: mumbai

A Hunting Accident!!!

Post by brihacharan » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:19 pm

Hi Guys,
Hi Guys!
Here's a word of advice - Hold on to your gun - Never let it Go!
> A guy goes hunting. He slips and falls into a ditch and the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

>"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your privates which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
Cheers
Brihacharan

For Advertising mail webmaster
prashantsingh
Poster of the Month - Aug 2011
Poster of the Month - Aug 2011
Posts: 1394
Joined: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:06 pm
Location: India

Re: A Hunting Accident!!!

Post by prashantsingh » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:57 pm

Good One.

This (dirty) one is in Hindi , so some members may not appreciate it
The initial part is exactly the same.
Only the punch line is a little different.
................................................
The Doctor tells the Hunter "Aap to baal baal bach gaye".
The Hunter says "Bas baal hi baal to bach gaye hain....baaki sab to gooli ke saath hi ud gaya".

adkol
Learning the ropes
Learning the ropes
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue May 18, 2010 10:25 am
Location: Kolkata

Hunting Accident

Post by adkol » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:11 pm

A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your p*n*s which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

User avatar
shooter
Old Timer
Old Timer
Posts: 2002
Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 8:55 pm
Location: London

Re: Hunting Accident

Post by shooter » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:22 pm

:lol:
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.

MoA
Veteran
Veteran
Posts: 1644
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:08 pm

Re: Hunting Accident

Post by MoA » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:29 pm

ROTFL
heard outside a newly wed couples window: "Honey, blow is just a figure of speach"

nima dodum
Fresh on the boat
Fresh on the boat
Posts: 0
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:06 am
Location: arunachal pradesh

Re: Hunting Accident

Post by nima dodum » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:27 am

:D must have had a bad dream that night.............................?

-- Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:35 am --

then what is bullet for................................................... :P

prashantsingh
Poster of the Month - Aug 2011
Poster of the Month - Aug 2011
Posts: 1394
Joined: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:06 pm
Location: India

Re: A Hunting Accident!!!

Post by prashantsingh » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:23 am

From Hunting to Football. Got this sms on my mobile. Thought I will share it with everyone.

"FIFA has decided that Girls should be Goalkeepers for the World Cup.
Because no matter how wide they open,They never let the balls go in. "

Post Reply