TELEPHONE BILL - MAID IN INDIA

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TELEPHONE BILL - MAID IN INDIA

Post by art_collector » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:17 pm

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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

This is unacceptable. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone.

Mom: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

All of them now in a state of shock look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them

Maid (un baffled): So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !

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Re: TELEPHONE BILL - MAID IN INDIA

Post by diskaon » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:56 pm

hahahaaaa.. good one..

family pays for its own "karma"

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Re: TELEPHONE BILL - MAID IN INDIA

Post by nagarifle » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:21 pm

ROTFL
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Post by eljefe » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:05 pm

I have one like this back home...bills have gone up even more after she became a grandmother :cry:
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Post by hvj1 » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:10 pm

ROTFL

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Post by Vikram » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Sakobav » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:00 am

So true... ROTFL

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Re: TELEPHONE BILL - MAID IN INDIA

Post by darwinmauser » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:11 pm

eljefe wrote:I have one like this back home...bills have gone up even more after she became a grandmother :cry:

Yahoo messenger is very economical mate. :mrgreen:

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Re: TELEPHONE BILL - MAID IN INDIA

Post by SRI 420 » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:37 pm

Hey,
A very good one. ROTFL ROTFL

Thanks for sharing. ROTFL

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Post by robbinhood » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:24 pm

The telephone bill made India is totally based upon the call. How many call does the person had made . The cost of the call are fixed according to that the bill of the telephone has made . They also looked the customer which scheme they active This thing also effect to make the bill.
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Post by cottage cheese » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:01 pm

robbinhood wrote:The telephone bill made India is totally based upon the call. How many call does the person had made . The cost of the call are fixed according to that the bill of the telephone has made . They also looked the customer which scheme they active This thing also effect to make the bill.
eh?
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Post by OverUnderPump » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:45 pm

cottage cheese wrote:
robbinhood wrote:The telephone bill made India is totally based upon the call. How many call does the person had made . The cost of the call are fixed according to that the bill of the telephone has made . They also looked the customer which scheme they active This thing also effect to make the bill.
eh?
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Post by vrohan59 » Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:18 pm

Nice one!!! :wink:
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