Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
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Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close
cheers sawbones
with all due apologies to punjabi speakers like me
medical terminology desi style
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sawbones
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medical terminology desi style
The impossible just takes more time
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Re: medical terminology desi style
If he makes it, maybe he will be like the unsuccessful baby doctor who couldn't reach the operating table.
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Re: medical terminology desi style
Some more I just made up 
Cough - A type of cow-infection - god knows how the cow felt!
Sinus - An Indian remake of Night Shyamalan's movie!
Fistula - A spider with a temper..
Piles - Something on top of another.
Infarction - A term I missed out sleeping in grade four arithmetic class.
Cancer - Spelling mistake of cancel!
Pain - Glass.
Club Feet - Dancing specialist.
Menopause - Men should slow down
... he hee
Cough - A type of cow-infection - god knows how the cow felt!
Sinus - An Indian remake of Night Shyamalan's movie!
Fistula - A spider with a temper..
Piles - Something on top of another.
Infarction - A term I missed out sleeping in grade four arithmetic class.
Cancer - Spelling mistake of cancel!
Pain - Glass.
Club Feet - Dancing specialist.
Menopause - Men should slow down
... he hee
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Re: medical terminology desi style
Nice
Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.
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Rottmeister
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Re: medical terminology desi style
Yeah, a man needs to when the woman has undergone one.TenX wrote: Menopause - Men should slow down
... he hee
Appropriate, TenX. The clash of honor calls -
To stand, when others fall.
To stand, when others fall.