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Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And The Number One Country & Western Song Is .....
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.
(The Number 7 satisfies its place of being here in IFG)
Regards,
Vikas
Top Ten Country & Western Songs
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Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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Its great
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Cheers
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m24
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs
Good one, dude. 
Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.
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jaz
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs
hi ,
If anybody have song " drunken seven days a week" send me link that song is above all you have listed.
If anybody have song " drunken seven days a week" send me link that song is above all you have listed.
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boatme99
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs
"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" should be on there.
The Constitution preserves the advantage of being armed which Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation where the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms. James Madison