Have you guys heard of the Mall Ninja ?

[HSharief]

Here's a copy/archive of the original thread from GlockTalk that started this.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

and here's a new thread.

http://forums.1911forum.com/showthread.php?t=223750

[boatme99]

Yea, they'ed be funny if they weren't so damn pathetic.

[dev]

Oh gawd stop it Sheriff...i can't bear it anymore . It reminds me of a guy with verbal incontinence...

Dev

[Mack The Knife]

Oh gawd stop it Sheriff...i can't bear it anymore . It reminds me of a guy with verbal incontinence...

Dev

What rot!

[BJL]

Heheh, they use a g36 for "patrol" at a mall. Awesome reading. The best part is him getting picked up from work by his wife and strapping on "the “Deadly Duo” of a 27 and 23, each with Bar-Sto .357 bbl"

[TwoRivers]

Priceless! For everything else there's MasterCard.
Think I laughed so hard, it actually loosened up my stiff neck. Great find. I like the part where his partner assembles her H&R 18" barrel .300 Win Mag under fire, that fore-end is held on by an Allen screw. Must be a cool chick. Of course, they endlessly rehearse that drill, until they can do one-handed in the dark. Under cover.

[dev]

Oh gawd stop it Sheriff...i can't bear it anymore . It reminds me of a guy with verbal incontinence...

Dev

What rot!

You mean you miss your 'friend' and don't like me taking his name in vain?

Dev

[Rottmeister]

Sheriff, many thanks; got the whole thing printed and read the first few posts; shall complete it tonight with my weekly dose of whisky. I must admit I haven't had something this tasty to go with the drink for ages. Thanks again, this time, on behalf of my three other friends who received a copy each. But it's amazing the way these two guys got themselves updated on guns; half of the tech stuff went above my head.

SHERIFF-BHAI: ZINDABAD

[HSharief]

I'm glad you guys liked it. The "mall ninja" is shtuff of legend in shooting circles here, even run into a few at the ranges, gun shops/shows sometimes. Every now and then I read it again to make myself smile. This time I wanted to check if this was posted in IFG, did a search and posted it.

My fav part is when he is "catching rounds with his body".

[Rottmeister]

Found a forum where the Mall Ninja is advising people:

http://9x19mm.com/forum3/viewforum.php? ... 1ee5254d5a

An excerpt from it:

gunnut Post subject: Geco, I was wondering what weapons msd usesPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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I know you have your swmp10 and sti widebody, and 338 lapuas. I was wondering, do you use shotguns? sniper rifles, still a NEF? Backup guns? I also remeber you were making a cutom 408 chevey tac psg1. Has this been field tested?

im interested in your complete loadout, as MSD fields the finest gear and i want to buy some for myself





Gecko45 Post subject: Re: Geco, I was wondering what weapons msd usesPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:07 pm
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Joined: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:59 pm
Posts: 101
Location: where you;ll never see me
nut -The gear we use is not the best choice for less trained units. It takes many hours in simulations and on the range to deploy this kind of high tech equipment effectively. Putting on a pair of EOTAC pants doesn't make you an Operator. Not by a long shot.

For exmple, take our commo kits. I can not go into the details because all of our commo is totally Classified but each man on the Fast Action Response Team spend six hours at Radio Shack getting trained up on that gear.

To give you a rough idea of what I carry when I gear up for Fast Action Response Team duties:

- SWMP10 in .40 S&W with 12 spare magazines on my load out vest, EOTAC reddot sight, customized Maglite 4-cell flashlight.

- customized STI 2011 in .40 S&W with three spare magazines attached to my drop leg SERPA holster.

- Glock 22 in a chest rig on my vest loaded with a 31-round extended magazine. Six spare magazines on a thigh mount.

- Glock 27 carried small of back in a holster with an integrated spare magazine pouch, which holds a 31-round extended magazine.

- Twin fighting knifes on the belt; I'm to hard on my knifes to use one brand for long, but the Crate & Barrel usually has a good selection of tough serrated knives perfect for this kind of work.

- Two flashbang grenades, two smoke gernades, and two fragmentation grenades, carried interspersed on the belt. We had our grenades special made by our vendor so that they all look identical. That way, when a Tango sees me grab one, he's got no idea whether I'm about to throw a frag or a smoke.

- Body armor technology constantly changes but after hearing great things about ceramic plates some of our guys are now testing that concept in their vests (plates provided free of charge from our friends at Crate & Barrel again). I still believe it is worth the weight to use armorered steel so I continue to use half inch 500 Brinnell plates.

- EOTAC pants

- Oakley sun glasses (or similar, depending on what Sunglasses Hut has at a discount)

- Sears DieHard combat (black) boots

Of course at my level you never wear the same gear twice. Trends and technologys change daily. We have to change with them. The Ray Bans of yesterday became the Oakleys of today. Who knows what we'll be waring next year.



Theirs more of course but that should give you a roufgh idea.



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