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Have a hearty laugh

Post by art_collector » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:52 am

Have a hearty laugh.Enjoy





ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite herwas smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
the smileturned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he
had the man arrested.





The case came up in court.





The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'


'CASE DISMISSED!!'

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Re: Have a hearty laugh

Post by Prabhath » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:27 am

Good one.

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Re: Have a hearty laugh

Post by Olly » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:07 pm

Good one !! :D

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Re: Have a hearty laugh

Post by ScoutSniper » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:21 pm

Awesome! lol! :lol:

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Re: Have a hearty laugh

Post by rcdoma » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:02 am

:lol:

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