Quotations for Arms & Ammunation (Chit-Chat)

[SRI 420]

Hi all, Here's to the great Rajni.....

Why Newton Committed Suicide.....?

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies
that had
his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton
was confused to such an
extent
that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes..................................


1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which,
according to the
doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the
fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3
gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only
one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the
middle gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2
pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a
revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not
even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster
shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun. Bang...
the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to
take! He was completely
shaken
and decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow
his theory of
physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all
in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!



The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that
the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So
high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because
it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is
virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He
throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.






Newton commits suicide..

Srinivas.

[msandhu]

lol.. i always love Rajnikanth exploits

Cheers
Mandeep

[TenX]

Hi all, Here's to the great Rajni.....

Why Newton Committed Suicide.....?

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies
that had
his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton
was confused to such an
extent
that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes..................................


1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which,
according to the
doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the
fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3
gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only
one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the
middle gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2
pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a
revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not
even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster
shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun. Bang...
the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to
take! He was completely
shaken
and decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow
his theory of
physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all
in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!



The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that
the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So
high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because
it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is
virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He
throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.






Newton commits suicide..

Srinivas.

Great stuff dude... I am an ardent Rajni fan, for the entertainer he is, but I guess now I am a bigger fan of his jokes

[paragvns]

Why don't we confer Rajnikanth an honorary IFG membership, he can sure teach us some supernatural tricks

[TenX]

Why don't we confer Rajnikanth an honorary IFG membership, he can sure teach us some supernatural tricks

Prefer not, because...

He will make one post that will reload a million times, and thus get a zillion bullets in one minute!

He may also disprove all the logic and science behind Mack The Knife's and everyone else's guidance on shooting - he will end up shooting without pellets, and maybe without a gun (chew sulpher and spit rounds...) thus rendering all these discussions to zilch!

More so, he may upload something like a smiley which can make our computer monitors really give us a tight slap, for every argument...

Watch out for his PMs - Pure Machhaa talk that will make us all visit Newton!

RKBA will be redefined as Rajnikanth Keeps Bad-people Away.. and that will render most of us out of the forum...

Most of his topics will be new emoticons with a swishing towel or a ciggi lighting up... We will have to understand what he meant!

Good thing is that he will participate in the BB's Tin Can Basing, sitting in Chennai

.. more guys.... c'mon...

[Kim]

Why don't we confer Rajnikanth an honorary IFG membership, he can sure teach us some supernatural tricks

Prefer not, because...

He will make one post that will reload a million times, and thus get a zillion bullets in one minute!

He may also disprove all the logic and science behind Mack The Knife's and everyone else's guidance on shooting - he will end up shooting without pellets, and maybe without a gun (chew sulpher and spit rounds...) thus rendering all these discussions to zilch!

More so, he may upload something like a smiley which can make our computer monitors really give us a tight slap, for every argument...

Watch out for his PMs - Pure Machhaa talk that will make us all visit Newton!

RKBA will be redefined as Rajnikanth Keeps Bad-people Away.. and that will render most of us out of the forum...

Most of his topics will be new emoticons with a swishing towel or a ciggi lighting up... We will have to understand what he meant!

Good thing is that he will participate in the BB's Tin Can Basing, sitting in Chennai

.. more guys.... c'mon...

Haha, most of the quotes you thought fit entirely well in the scenario..
ROFL.

[SRI 420]

Ok, Saar ke Bhai Bhi Kuch Kum Nahi!!

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English



1) U can study and get any certificates. But u

cannot get ur death certificate


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college.
U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot become a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Srinivas.

[TenX]

Ok, Saar ke Bhai Bhi Kuch Kum Nahi!!

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English



1) U can study and get any certificates. But u

cannot get ur death certificate


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college.
U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot become a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Srinivas.

[shooter]

I read these newton-rajni jokes in a forward email. but can someone tell me which movies are these scenes from . I would like to watch em for real