Combat for Dummies

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Combat for Dummies

Post by mundaire » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:45 am

Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humour

"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."
--Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
--Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--USAF Ammo Troop
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Re: Combat for Dummies

Post by kanwar76 » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:32 am

Nice specially liked this one

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--USAF Ammo Troop :mrgreen:


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Post by Olly » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:55 pm

all meaningful ones...

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Post by dev » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:11 pm

best stuff I read all day ;-)

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Post by HSharief » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:06 pm

Troll alert !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by mundaire » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:15 pm

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Post by dev » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:29 pm

'hopeless romantics here we go again'

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Post by mundaire » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:39 pm

What was that serial on telly? Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - was it? ;) :lol:
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Post by dev » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:47 pm

mundaire";p="24824 wrote:What was that serial on telly? Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - was it? ;) :lol:

Bwaahaa haa talk about hitting the nail on the head.


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