After receiving this letter from Bollywood actor Ms. Alia Bhat - Bill Gates resigned as Chairman of Microsoft
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I have some questions to ask...
1. The alphabets are not in order - when will you launch the correct version?
2. There is a 'start button' but I can't find the 'stop' button?
3. I've already learnt the 'Microsoft Word' - When are you launching 'Microsoft Sentence?
4. Finally one 'personal' question.... Why is your name 'Gates' when you're selling 'Windows'?
Briha
Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!
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Good one Briha ji
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1. He has never done anything else to standards so that his software won't interwork with anything else. Why shouldn't he use a proprietary alphabet, as well?brihacharan wrote:After receiving this letter from Bollywood actor Ms. Alia Bhat - Bill Gates resigned as Chairman of Microsoft
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I have some questions to ask...
1. The alphabets are not in order - when will you launch the correct version?
2. There is a 'start button' but I can't find the 'stop' button?
3. I've already learnt the 'Microsoft Word' - When are you launching 'Microsoft Sentence?
4. Finally one 'personal' question.... Why is your name 'Gates' when you're selling 'Windows'?
Briha
2. Every time I hold down a key too long, I bring up some sort of "hotkey" function and have to cruise the web to find out how to shut this off. I'd like a "stop" button, too!
3. Don't give him any more ideas for M$ to correct something else while we type. His applications already think they know more than the person behind the keyboard.
4. The product is "Windows" and it makes "gates" in your wallet for the money to come out. "Windows" could have been called "chutes and ladders" for the playground the bugs inside of it use to play on.
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Re: Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!
Why is your name 'Gates' when you're selling 'Windows'?
this one really tickled me.
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dr.jk
this one really tickled me.
regards
dr.jk
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Timmy....Now you got me thinking
Enter, Pause, Save, Delete....that's how minds work ain't it?
You get a message, You think about it, Store it if its worth, if not delete
Briha
PS: The most fascinating thing about computers is....At 6 when I was struggling to hold a pencil, my 6 year old grandson is perfectly at home with his 'tablet'
Briha
Enter, Pause, Save, Delete....that's how minds work ain't it?
You get a message, You think about it, Store it if its worth, if not delete
Briha
PS: The most fascinating thing about computers is....At 6 when I was struggling to hold a pencil, my 6 year old grandson is perfectly at home with his 'tablet'
Briha