PUN0GRAPHY
> I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
> When chemists die, they barium.
> Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
> A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
> How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words ...
> They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
> I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
> A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
> What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..
> Broken pencils are pointless.
> England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ..
> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
> I took the job at a bakery because I needed dough.
> Velcro - what a rip off!
> Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Briha
Haha. Liked it
