My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomingAnniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'I bought her a scale.And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and IKept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took toDrinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear sheHasn't been sober since.''My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go onCelebrating that long?'And then the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took myOrder first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"""Nah, she can order for herself."And then the fight started..
My wife was looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to me "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me aCompliment." I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'And then the fight started..
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the coldcream.And then the fight started....
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"And that's when the fight started...
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to
?""No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And that's when the fight started.
