The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot.
'Could you give me some tips?' he asked.
The Old Man said, 'Well..... for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.
'Will that make me a better Gunfighter?'
'Sure will!' said the Old Man.
The young man did as he was told and then stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the Piano Player.
'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips?'
'Yep.....' said the Old Man, 'cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it; that’ll give you a smoother draw.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.
'You bet it will!' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur and then shot a cuff link off the Piano Player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the young cowboy, 'I'm learnin' somethin' here! Got any more tips?'
The Old Man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.'
The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
'No.....' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young cowboy.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's not gonna take what you did lightly. He's gonna shove that gun up your a** and it won't hurt half as much!!!'
