Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

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Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by brihacharan » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:40 am

Senior Citizen trying to set a password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER:1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYour%@#IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYour%@#IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by essdee1972 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:53 am

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


One of my bank passwords is something similar. And I am not even a senior citizen!!!!!
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by arajpathak » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:01 am

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by deep27 » Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:43 pm

Good one........

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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by nagarifle » Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:49 pm

see uncle i keep telling you to use simple passwords, just can not teach old uncle new tricks ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by bennedose » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:38 pm

Nice! :D
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by bennedose » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:40 pm

essdee1972 wrote:ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


One of my bank passwords is something similar.
Please post it here so I can compare it myself :lol:
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by timmy » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:40 am

Brihaji, you forgot one step: Password is too similar to one used since the reign of King Tut

Indeed, it is infuriating!
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by ckkalyan » Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:17 am

ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by brihacharan » Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:39 pm

[quote="timmy"]Brihaji, you forgot one step: Password is too similar to one used since the reign of King Tut


Its the best "Hieroglyphics" (Ancient Egyptian Writing) one can pass through....
Long Live King Tut (@%$(&^"?#)
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by essdee1972 » Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:18 pm

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Please post it here so I can compare it myself  :lol:
Would have loved to sir! You could have paid off my credit card bills! Unfortunately, it contains language which would get me banned from this fraternity! :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying toset a Password!!!!

Post by Rrahulkumar » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:53 pm

essdee1972 wrote:

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Please post it here so I can compare it myself  :lol:
Would have loved to sir! You could have paid off my credit card bills! Unfortunately, it contains language which would get me banned from this fraternity! :twisted: :twisted:
Had a racy password once in my Gmail... Now it's just old girlfriends with their birthday or THEIR wedding anniversaries ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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