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Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by brihacharan » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:28 am

Advice for an Old Guy
I am not too old, I think!
I was working out at the gym the other day, when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me…
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said:

"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by xl_target » Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:10 pm

Lmao!
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by nagarifle » Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:07 pm

sound advice, however have you considered the result of such endeavor when aunty finds out?
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by brihacharan » Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:15 pm

nagarifle wrote:sound advice, however have you considered the result of such endeavor when aunty finds out?
> If that happens, I'd gift her "11 Red Roses" & a box of chocolates...
> Knowing her, she will count and ask "Where's the 12th"???
> That's when I play my "Trump Card" and say - "Darling You're the 12th" ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
> How's that Nags?
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by nagarifle » Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:29 pm

sound answer uncle but you should know auntie by now, she will small something fishy brewing ROTFL in your culdern
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Post by Vikram » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:30 pm

LOL.
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by zaheer.bakshi » Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:52 pm

Briha your Trump card was the best one can say..

Too funny :P

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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by xl_target » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:09 pm

That's when I play my "Trump Card" and say - "Darling You're the 12th"
If I try that on my wife, she would probably say; "You cheap so and so" :)
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by brihacharan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:11 am

nagarifle wrote:Sound answer uncle but you should know auntie by now, she will small something fishy brewing ROTFL in your cauldron


Hi Nags,
> You have a 'point there' :D
> I'm running out of recipes for the 'Magic Potion' & my battered cauldron needs replacement!!!
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> Besides time has taken its toll & the old girl has developed 'immunity' to my potions :lol:
> But life goes on....Like Neil Diamond sang "Another Day in Paradise" :D
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by brihacharan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:13 am

xl_target wrote:
That's when I play my "Trump Card" and say - "Darling You're the 12th"
If I try that on my wife, would probably say; "You cheap so and so" :)
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by essdee1972 » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:33 pm

Brihaji, I would like to introduce you to some of my firebrand feminist friends. Imagine even suggesting that a lady can be swayed by cash!!!! Sacrilege!!! ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by ARAE » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:14 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL :lol: :lol: :lol:
brihacharan wrote:Advice for an Old Guy
I am not too old, I think!
I was working out at the gym the other day, when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me…
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said:

"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
Briha
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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by ckkalyan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:08 pm

Good one Briha-Ji! Nice!

Reminded me of ....

A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gunslinger in the West.

The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot. 'Could you give me some tips?' he asked.

The Old Man said, 'Well..... for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'

'Will that make me a better Gunfighter?'

'Sure will!' said the Old Man.

The young man did as he was told and then stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the Piano Player.
'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips?'

'Yep.....' said the Old Man, 'cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it; that’ll give you a smoother draw.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.

'You bet it will!' said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur and then shot a cuff link off the Piano Player.

'Wow!' exclaimed the young cowboy, 'I'm learnin' somethin' here! Got any more tips?'

The Old Man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.'

The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

'No.....' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young cowboy.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's not gonna take what you did lightly. He's gonna shove that gun up your a** and it won't hurt half as much!!!'


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Re: Advice for an Old Guy!!!

Post by essdee1972 » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:51 am

'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's not gonna take what you did lightly. He's gonna shove that gun up your a** and it won't hurt half as much!!!'
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


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