what was Life like before computer
- nagarifle
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what was Life like before computer
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ? inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ? inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
Nagarifle
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if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
- brihacharan
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Re: what was Life like before computer
Thanks Nags!
What a 'rewind' that brought pleasant memories of yore!!!!
Isn't it amazing that with passage of time 'the same words that meant one thing - transform totally into another'
Change it's said is constant - but certainly not consistent, at-least as far as words go!!!!
Briha
What a 'rewind' that brought pleasant memories of yore!!!!
Isn't it amazing that with passage of time 'the same words that meant one thing - transform totally into another'
Change it's said is constant - but certainly not consistent, at-least as far as words go!!!!
Briha
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- xl_target
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Re: what was Life like before computer
I drank a lot of beerwhat was Life like before computer?
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Re: what was Life like before computer
Good one nagarifle!
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- essdee1972
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Re: what was Life like before computer
Dem good ol' days......
Cheers!
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EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. ― Bob Marley
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Re: what was Life like before computer
xl_target wrote:I drank a lot of beerwhat was Life like before computer?
- brihacharan
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Re: what was Life like before computer
Hi Guys!
> Ever considered this....
> No more can you proudly say today that " I AM HAPPY & GAY"
> Can anyone enlighten as to who coined the term GAY as is meant to be understood today?
Briha
> Ever considered this....
> No more can you proudly say today that " I AM HAPPY & GAY"
> Can anyone enlighten as to who coined the term GAY as is meant to be understood today?
Briha
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Re: what was Life like before computer
Must have been someone who got happy doing things in a different way
Lock, Stock and Barrel.
- essdee1972
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Re: what was Life like before computer
I recall seeing a pic of a newspaper headline dating from 27th January, 1950. Banner headlines proclaiming "India Goes Gay on Republic Day". For the life of me I can't find the paper online now! Probably some PC guy removed it!
Cheers!
EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. ― Bob Marley
EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. ― Bob Marley