Santa is on his way

Post by **xl_target** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:06 pm

This one is for TC.
Be very careful on Christmas Eve.
Your uninvited visitors might not all be unwanted.

Baljit · Post by **Baljit** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:53 pm

TC wrote:
Santa never came and game me that Smith and Wesson Model 29, 8 3/8 inch barrel and 5000 rounds of hand loaded ammo
(make that Hornady FMJ HP ) ..

Never left that huge Walker Colt in a hand-stitched leather holster and a bag full of gunpowder, bullets and wax patches

He never came to show me two versions of the Beretta 92 .... one being the 93 R and ask whether I really needed a pistol with burst fire in Kolkata

He never came while I was asleep and left by my bedside a .22 High Standard HD Military with the original OSS silence filled and tuned

He never knocked on the glass seal of my window and wink at me, holding a Sig 210 pistol in 9mm and ask, "So, did you really wish for this lad ?"

I wished and wished and wished ... but Santa never crossed my path

TC

My deer TC, next time you should born in North America, if you want Santa crossed you path.

Baljit

TC · Post by TC » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:25 pm

XL, I will be keeping my eyes and ears open.... on the alert

Baljit, after I die I will surely ask god for the option

TC

ckkalyan · Post by **ckkalyan** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:59 pm

Happy Holidays gentlemen...and Santa is on His Way for sure!

Great anecdotes - thank you!

Post by **TwoRivers** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:15 am

xl_target wrote:
BowMan wrote:I am not too sure if I have been a good boy this year
Reindeer droppings for you, my boy.

"reindeer raisins", you mean?

Post by **xl_target** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:33 am

TwoRivers wrote:
xl_target wrote:
BowMan wrote:I am not too sure if I have been a good boy this year
Reindeer droppings for you, my boy.
"reindeer raisins", you mean?

If they stop by Naga's house first and sample some of his chili, it might be a bit messier than that.

TC · Post by TC » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:36 pm

If they stop by Naga's house first and sample some of his chili, it might be a bit messier than that.

This one takes the cake

TC

Post by **TwoRivers** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:09 am

By Naga's house? I don't think he's been all that good. But yeah, that would make for red hot firery raisins.

prashantsingh · Post by **prashantsingh** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:13 pm

Merry Christmas.

Here is a funny one I read today.

Why is Santa always a MAN?
Because a Woman would NEVER wear the same clothes again every year.

Post by **xl_target** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:55 am

Either way, I don't think we should mess with him.
Not when he can play Jingle Bells with his 1911.

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Baljit · Post by **Baljit** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 3:52 am

Very true XL..... specially when he is carry .45

Baljit

ckkalyan · Post by **ckkalyan** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:08 am

Ho, ho, ho, ho..that's one neat trick, Santa - Xylophone Targets?!

TC · Post by TC » Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:02 pm

Guys you wont believe what happened

After years of prayer Santa did come to my house and left something by the Christmas tree I had put up with tiny LEDs, bells and little drums and trinkets .... all made in China

He left what looks like a 80-lb pistol crossbow and a dozen bolts.. and a note saying :

"Dear TC, You had been a good lad for a long time now but unfortunately a certain Maneka Gandhi's men spotted me in Indian territory and confiscated my reindeer saying that I had always been cruel towards animals. Left with no choice I had to board a flight but the security chaps confiscated the bag full of guns you had wished for. They only let this crossbow go but not before I had t part with a few dollars I had saved for those poor street children. So here is a little gift for you lad. Be happy. My best wishes to all the good, bad and ugly guys at IFG
Merry Christmas.

Santa "

Well, here is the proof guys... see for yourself

TC

Post by **Sakobav** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:21 am

Mighty nice of Santa to fulfill your wish TC
Cheers

brihacharan · Post by **brihacharan** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:57 am

Hi TC,
> 1st congrats on your receiving this wonderful gift from Santa

> I would be grateful if you could request Santa, to extend a similar act of benevolence to this poor old guy during next Christmas

> I shall forever remain indebted to you

> May you enjoy Good Health, Happiness, Prosperity & Peace of Mind all year through

Briha
PS: My daughter seems to have kept this well guarded secret from me

Briha

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