Blonde who wanted Alligator Shoes!!!
A blonde desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, she declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead 'gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the 'gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration...
"Son-of-a-Gun!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!"
Briha
Blonde who wanted Alligator Shoes!!!
-
brihacharan
- Old Timer
- Posts: 3112
- Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:33 pm
- Location: mumbai
-
ak27
- Almost at nirvana
- Posts: 162
- Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:12 pm
- Location: Illinois
Re: Blonde who wanted Alligator Shoes!!!
Damn, that's funny!
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Ben Franklin
-
jatindra Singh Deo
- Almost at nirvana
- Posts: 165
- Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:59 pm
Re: Blonde who wanted Alligator Shoes!!!
lol !!!! No doubt blondes are wary of jokes !!
-
deep27
- On the way to nirvana
- Posts: 86
- Joined: Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:06 am
Re: Blonde who wanted Alligator Shoes!!!
nice one Briha ji........keep going.
regards.....
regards.....