The logic of the two genders.

Post by **Mack The Knife** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:46 pm

Woman: Do you drink Guinness?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $9.00

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810.

In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink Guinness?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

surajshuresh · Post by **surajshuresh** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:08 pm

lol...hahaha...

good one Mack and very true only if it was so easy to own a Ferrari every one would have owned one... And lets not go to the maintenance cost of Ferrari...

nagarifle · Post by **nagarifle** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:54 pm

nice one rusty, so how many do you drink these days?

AgentDoubleS · Post by **AgentDoubleS** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:42 am

Haha! Super. Between 20yrs with Guinness and a Ferrari at the end of them, the guy chose wisely.

Unfortunately haven't been able to find Guinness in Delhi wine shops or airport duty frees inspite of a search continuing for many years. Rose to the challenge and picked up a few from the airport lounge on a few occasions.

Post by **dev** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:40 am

Brilliant one

. Guinness was available at the pub at GK2 m-Block. Might be available at TGIF and Hardrock Cafe.

Vicky Mevawala · Post by **Vicky Mevawala** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:56 pm

Good one.....

ARAE · Post by **ARAE** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:37 pm

Mack The Knife wrote:Woman: Do you drink Guinness?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $9.00

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810.

In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink Guinness?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

AgentDoubleS · Post by **AgentDoubleS** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:37 pm

dev wrote:Brilliant one . Guinness was available at the pub at GK2 m-Block. Might be available at TGIF and Hardrock Cafe.

Dev, the only place i know of is the Beer Cafe, which I don't quite like. No wine shops.

ckkalyan · Post by **ckkalyan** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:58 pm

Man: Do you drink Guinness?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

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