GREETINGS!!!
May your happiness increase like Petrol prices…
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee and
May joy fill your heart like corruption in India..!
Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said:
GDP will rise this year & the only thing we forgot to ask them is what the letters stood for:
G = Gas
D = Diesel
P = Petrol
Pleasure & Pain come at the same price:
Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle or 1 Lit Petrol, the choice is yours!
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Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN, above Rs. 60 per US Dollar!
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Finally it has happened… After decades, Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!
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We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.!!!
Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA NANO - Absolutely FREE!!!
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Man at Petrol Pump: "Full tank please"
Attendant: "Sir, can I have your PAN Card?
Man: What do you want it for?
Attendant: "Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!"
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Briha