Why Indian Students are Hated Abroad

[slingshot]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little s@#t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

[varunik]

hahaha!

[vivek16sep1969]

Good one,,,,

[brihacharan]

> A few more 'Chandrasekhar Subramaniams' and the AIOs (Americans of Indian Origin) will take over the US of A
> However the one endemic problem with us Indians is that "Individually WE are Brilliant - Collectively WE are S*..T"
> America is no country - It's a Conglomerate - A huge business enterprise where everything has to be Branded & marketed.
> There's this story that made its rounds a long time ago....

A British citizen went to the US to attend a business conference - arrived late in the evening and checked into a hotel...
While wanting to brush his teeth before going to bed he realized that he had forgotten to pack his toothpaste.
He goes to the drug store & asks for a Small size toothpaste - The shop asst. gives him a pack that's marked LARGE!
The Brit says - My good man I asked for a Small Sized pack & you've given me a Large Size....
The shop asst. tells him - Look man in this country we have 3 sizes... Large - Giant & Super and I gave you the smallest of them

> Have a Great Week End
Briha

[najad]

[dr.jayakumar]

god we are crazy!
regards
dr.jk

[thebrowningeffect]

Ha ha ha nice jokes gents. Great weekend to all.

[Bhargav]

And looking at title, I thought this was a serious debate )

[gladiatorgarg]

i was really foxed with the title