just for laugh

[brar]

just for laugh

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married, with two kids"





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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

[StampMaster]

nice one. i had some experiences too from a highly educated (in Math and poor in english tutor)

- 3 guys were chit chatting during class. Tutor: You three in last bench, both of you get out of class.

[Pradyumna]

1) Teacher to Student : Open the door & let the climate come in.
2) Class-mate to class-mate : Hey..
See... the front circle of your cycle
has no atmosphere.

[dr.jayakumar]

laughed my guts out.
regards
dr.jk

[prashantsingh]

Ah Hinglish. Here is another one.
Boss:" Why didn't you come for work yesterday."
Employee: "Sir. I had a head ache in my stomach"

[James_Bond]

.With regards

[essdee1972]

My head is eating circles........ chakkar kha raha hai......

[Pradyumna]

A Saheb reached at a remote station manned by a half-educated station master.
Saheb : Who is the station master ?
SM : Sir.. I is the station master.
Saheb(hearing the reply) : Oh..you are !!!
SM : Yes... I are.

[essdee1972]

Police constable to Brit Officer: sahib, blood happen. (khoon ho gaya. khoon = "blood", as well as "murder").

[Mark]

Even I thought some of those were funny!

When I was growing up, many families were getting Air Conditioning in their houses for the first time. As kids, when we would go to a friends house to ask if they could come outside we would stand in the open doorway (you were not supposed to come inside unless invited, and most smart parents knew that asking a friend to come inside was simply inviting trouble and chaos into the house, so virtually ALL the parents would have the child wait in the doorway and get their own child to go outside. This prevented noisy and often somewhat messy playing inside).

Anyway, the universal saying of the parents of that era was "Shut the door! You are letting all of the Air Conditioning out!" (Instead of what was actually happening, which is you were letting the "heat and humidity in"). To this day, you can still get a chuckle from people of my generation if you catch someone standing in a doorway by saying "You are letting all the Air Conditioning out!", because they will now what you are talking about!