A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

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A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by brihacharan » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:31 pm

A Hillbilly was driving past a huge lake when a redneck warden stopped him.
The warden a Hillbilly hater said 'Hey what you got there'?
The Hillbilly showed him the half dozen ducks he had bagged.
The warden wanting to nail the Hillbilly picked one of the ducks smelled its butt and said - this one is from Kentucky - do you ahve a Kentucky licence?
The Hillbilly showed him the Kentucky licence - whereupon the warden picked another duck & after smelling its butt said - this one is from Connecticut - do you have a Connecticut licence & the Hillbilly showed that too.
This went on till the Hillbilly showed him different licencs from different states.
The warden by now bustling with anger asked - Who are you & where the hell are you from...
The Hillbilly dropped his pants & said "You are the expert" - You tell me... ROTFL
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by AK49 » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:33 pm

Hillllarious....
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by dr.jayakumar » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:11 pm

sir you never fail to make us laugh on a hard day.
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by gladiatorgarg » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:24 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL u av neutralised all my strees for the day day sir...
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by shooter » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:43 pm

ROTFL ROTFL
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by xl_target » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:54 pm

ROTFL
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by rraju2805 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:49 am

ROTFL ROTFL
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOMETIME
BUT YOU CAN"T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL TIME
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by Sakobav » Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:58 pm

Having lived and studied in Kentucky - these chaps do have a very earthy sense of humor. Under certain circumstances would never be a smart Alec with men in uniforms..we were issued a ticket for driving under 45 miles by state trooper once !!
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Re: A Hillbilly Goes Duck Hunting!

Post by nagarifle » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:27 am

ROTFL
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