Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

[nagarifle]

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of

me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is

narrow. In fact, just p**s off and leave me alone.


2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.


3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

[Mark]

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I like this one. Thanks Naga, now I have another new saying!

[nagarifle]

for me its:


8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

[sudhaiob]

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I like this one. Thanks Naga, now I have another new saying!

This saying has been attributed to Warren Buffet
Regs
Sudhaiob

[dr.jayakumar]

good one naga, its true..every word in it.
regards
dr.jk

[airgun_novice]

good one naga, its true..every word in it.
regards
dr.jk

+1 Too good, in fact.