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Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no rain

Post by spin_drift » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:29 pm

Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no rains

LUCKNOW: A mischief played by a miscreant in the Hardoi district has brought to the fore as to how easy it is in Uttar Pradesh (UP) to use fake stamp and forge signature of magistrates to draft official documents. The case in point is the notice allegedly issued by a Sub-Divisional Magistrate (SDM) to Lord Indra, the God of rains as per Hindu mythology, asking Him to explain within three days as to why adequate rains did not occur in the district during this monsoon. The notice also warns of strict action, if the Lord fails to reply within time frame. The district administration has ordered an inquiry into the incident.

The notice has been typed in the format and terminology used in the government offices. It has stamp and signature of Sub-District Magistrate (SDM) Satya Prakash Sharma of Savayajpur tehsil of the Hardoi district. `The Heavan' has been mentioned as the postal address on the envelope of the notice. The notice, while addressing Lord Indra, states that the clouds keep hovering over Savayajpur but no rains have taken place. leading to drought like situation, hence the Lord Indra must submit a written explanation within three days as to why there has been no rains in Savayajpur. And, if the Lord fails to give a satisfactory explanation within the stipulated period, the notice states, it will be presumed that He has nothing to say and stern action will be taken.

Interestingly, the notice was sent to revenue clerk Swatantra Kumar directing him to serve it personally to the Lord India. Kumar returned the notice with the remark that it cannot be delivered due to `technical reasons'. The SDM was on leave, hence could not be contacted for comments. But the incident left other district officials shocked. They said that the notice was undoubtedly a mischief but also admitted that forging signature and use of fake stamp was a serious issue. Chief Development Officer A K Dwivedi, who is also acting district magistrate at present, said that he was also shocked to see the notice. He has ordered a probe into the matter. He said that the SDM at present is on leave but after return, he will also asked to identify suspects, if any, in his office.

Here is the link to the original article http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city ... 391332.cms
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by xl_target » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:13 am

Someone apparently has a sense of humor. :)
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by dr.jayakumar » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:55 am

i would take this lightly,as in real many states have;nt had their share of monsoon rain.yes it is wrong to forge the seal and signature.

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but he didn't mean any harm by doing this.i feel we should laugh and let go.
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by Skyman » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:34 am

ROTFL ROTFL .Govt officials are notorious for their complacence.One newspaper procured a Drivers License with Kasab's Picture submitted as photo proof.Somewhere else, an Aadhar card was issued with Mrs Coriander Mr Pulao as the parents names. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by lakecity_shooter » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:36 am

:lol: ROTFL :lol:
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by bhaskar » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:50 pm

can't belive this. :!: .. bring Lord Indra to court.... ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by ajayplahane » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:36 pm

This is because, India is a state with diversities unlimited...Coriander, pulao reminds me...In our Maharashtra state. Tribals called 'Pardhi' are present. Names some prefer to give their off-springs, are the words they like....! Consequently, we find men and women named 'cycle', 'pankha', 'John','button', 'calender', JCB, and so on...! Imagine a word and it can be a name...!!!
This also makes one feel sorry for still keeping the rightful contenders of development far away from it....(Incidently, now I work in Divisional Commissioners office, in B.C.Cell, trying to protect their rights...!)
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by Skyman » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:38 pm

They weren't real, it was a prank.And John, Button etc are common western names.
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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by TwoRivers » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:40 pm

Skyman wrote:They weren't real, it was a prank.And John, Button etc are common western names.
"John", yes. But you will be hard put to find someone named "Button".

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Post by rraju2805 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:44 am

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Re: Anything is possible in UP: Notice to lord Indra for no

Post by Skyman » Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:05 am

Oh you see, they are running out of names in the west.People are named after colors- Mr Brown, Mr Green, Mr Black etc.After months of the year- April,May,June,January.After seasons- Summer,Winter. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL .This is merely an observation, not a racial comment or stereotype.

I know a very famous Button.Jensen Button.Very famous Brown.Gordon Brown.etc
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