Smart Witness!

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brihacharan
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Smart Witness!

Post by brihacharan » Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:03 pm

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law ROTFL
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Re: Smart Witness!

Post by rraju2805 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:50 pm

:D
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOMETIME
BUT YOU CAN"T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL TIME

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Re: Smart Witness!

Post by Ravenn » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:48 pm

:lol:

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