Clearly the stockman was not paying much attention.
Julia tried to catch his attention. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head.
The stockman says, "Yer havin' some problem with them Circle Flies?"
Julia stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of Circle Flies."
"Well ma'am," the stockman replies, "Circle Flies hang around these parts a lot.
They're called Circle Flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Julia bluntly asks, "Are you calling me the back-end of a horse?"
"No, ma'am," the stockman replies, I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their
Prime Minister the Back-End of a horse"
"Thank you for that respectful explanation," Julia responds and resumes her speech.
And the stockman adds slowly ... BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL THE CIRCLE FLIES!!![/b]
Briha
