Ugly Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Lady, that is the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." Shocked by his statement the woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down.
The man in the seat next to her sees that she is fuming mad and ask her what is wrong. She tells him , "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You don't have to take that, "You go right up there and tell him off ! " Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Ugly Baby
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dr.jayakumar
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Re: Ugly Baby
don't know how to comment on this joke..mean?
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nagarifle
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Re: Ugly Baby
an ugly jokedr.jayakumar wrote:don't know how to comment on this joke..mean?
Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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PRITAM PATEL
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Re: Ugly Baby
complicated for me,
may be I'll understand next one
regards
pritam
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essdee1972
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Re: Ugly Baby
The conductor thought the baby was ugly. The other guy thought it was a monkey, not a (human) baby, hence insulting the lady even more while trying to help her!!!
Cheers!
EssDee
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EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. ― Bob Marley
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airgun_novice
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Re: Ugly Baby
IFGians short on sense of humor these days ? 
We need to tell more jokes. 
We need to tell more jokes. ==
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