Cajun's Logic

[brihacharan]

Hi Guys,

The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate.

Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.

Detective Boudreaux:
"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins".

Puzzled, the Commander asked…
"Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immedjiately dat dem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight."

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that, but what about the others?"
Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sum body bet on de duck!"

"Ah, I see, I see....." Sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

Because … "DE DUCK WON!"
Briha

[Vikram]

That's a great one,Briha.

That reminds me of an anecdote recounted by my friend who was an inspector with the police in AP. Cock fighting was and still is rampant on our areas and you will not believe the lengths these chaps go to get a fight organised.My friend used to go with his constables on raids to confiscate the fighting roosters only to witness the judge let them off with a tut-tut and a fine of Rs 20-50.

Vexed with this, my friend decided to teach them a lesson. After returning from a raid, he ordered his constables to cook and eat all of the fighting roosters that were confiscated! Then he gathered up the sorriest and scrawniest looking excuses of fighting cocks,and produced them in the court.The judge,it seems, squinted at my friend and asked, with loaded sarcasm,that if the great inspector sahib could explain how this lot were used for cock-fighting.My friend swore with utmost sincerity that they were indeed fighting cocks that he confiscated.

The guys eagerly waiting to get hold of their prized roosters were completely devastated. They never recovered from the grief it seems and one of them frequently used to visit my friend to moan about what he did.

Best-
Vikram