WISE WORDS FROM A GOLFER!

[brihacharan]

> A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

>The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

>"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

>"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

>"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

>"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

>"Oh said the homeless man - won't she be upset about you bringing in someone like me?

>"May be, said the man - BUT I WANT TO SHOW HER "WHAT GIVING UP BEER & GOLF DOES TO A MAN"
Cheers
Briha

[ckkalyan]

Good one brihacharan!

I solemnly promise never to give up beer and.....to take up Golf very soon.....