Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
really superb ...
Virendra S Rathore
To Take my gun away for I might kill someone is just like cutting my throat for I might yell "Fire !!" in a crowded theatre ..
To Take my gun away for I might kill someone is just like cutting my throat for I might yell "Fire !!" in a crowded theatre ..
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
When you say a "rough patch", does this refer to a rough patch with guns or with women?amer4545 wrote:This is a list i would recommend to all shooters who are going thru a rough patch, cracks you up each time it is read
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
Lets not forget concealed carry.. to dinner.
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"Rough patch" is subject to interpretation.....lol
Just curious if this list an Original one by our author...curious about the source
Just curious if this list an Original one by our author...curious about the source
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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Sam,
good on ya mate.
i like the first one better.
sam singh
good on ya mate.
i like the first one better.
sam singh
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women
Hi Surface to Air It seems you have missile for sub-terrain also
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Good one!
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!
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I re-wrote it as a sms and sent it to at least 100 friends .....!
Excellent....
Cheers,
Ajay
Excellent....
Cheers,
Ajay
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Its f***ing good man,
My rating 10.9 - bulls eye.
#8 - #1 - #9 - #6 - #7
My rating 10.9 - bulls eye.
#8 - #1 - #9 - #6 - #7