* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her Still!
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a Weapon of Math Disruption!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was booked for Littering!
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in - Linoleum Blownapart !
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a Tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, You stay here, I'll go on a head
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said -Keep off the Grass.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small Medium at large.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your Count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
A vulture boards an aero-plane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, Damn!
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal - Transcend dental medication.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in Ten did.
Cheers
Briha
