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Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by brihacharan » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:58 pm

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best Years of my life were spent in the Arms of a WOMAN who was not My WIFE".
Audience was in Shock & Silence.

He added - "SHE WAS MY MOTHER" - big applause!!!!!

A Top Manager who attended this seminar tried to crack this at Home.

After good 3-4 Drinks, he said loudly to his wife, in the kitchen:

"Best Years of my Life were spent in the arms of a Woman who was not my wife!

There was sudden silence!"
Standing for a moment and trying hard to recall the 2nd half of the sentence, he finally blurted out
"Forget it - I can't remember who She Was ".

By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed recovering from Burns from Boiling Water.
Moral of the story - DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE.
Cheers ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by dr.jayakumar » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:37 pm

ha ha ha good one.

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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by Mark » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:29 am

I agree! ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by ckkalyan » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:33 am

:lol: Nice one Briha!
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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by sa_ali » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:32 am

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by disturbed_07 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:55 am

I like that! :lol:

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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by msbabbar » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one

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Re: Dont copy if you cant paste!

Post by Katana » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:04 pm

Moral of the story-the wife and drinks=bad combination! Therefore drink with your buddies! ROTFL ROTFL
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