HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

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HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

Post by jonahpach » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:37 pm

Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pis...
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Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

Post by Katana » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:45 pm

Hope you don't pick up any of your toys after all this! ROTFL
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Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

Post by timmy » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:41 pm

and I thought you were only going to have just one more!

I don't get any inner peace by contemplating undone tasks. That's what gives me a headache. The best way for me to get inner peace is by starting something new...
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Post by ckkalyan » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:49 pm

:D Good one jonahpach - very, very hilarious! Well done!

Inner Piss - more like it! ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

Post by alfaromeo17 » Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:03 am

I knw dat feelin he he
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Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

Post by monty3006 » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:19 pm

I'm gonna copy paste this as my status on FB......................
Man after my own heart...
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Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!

Post by jonahpach » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:02 pm

monty3006 wrote:I'm gonna copy paste this as my status on FB......................
Man after my own heart...

You have to have done it at least once to qualify to do that.. :mrgreen:
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