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Yaj
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by Yaj » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:11 pm
ORTHOPOD";p="13311 wrote:Anand my friend, general surgeons only look after the tummy part. We orthopods look after the limbs and the spine. We indeed have a greater field to play on!! Ha ha !!!
Dont you believe it!From a head injury to gangrene of the toe is our playing field!
Operating on the spine,oops we nicked the pleura call the general surgeon!
Pelvis fracture oops urethra damaged call the general surgeon!
Bilateral fracture femur ? Patient in shock call the General surgeon for venesection and management of shock(At least in the old days)!
Regards,
Yaj.
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eljefe
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by eljefe » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:39 pm
Anand,
they are hard at it-arent you glad of the blood-brain barrier
Me, I have fun...
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
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The Doc
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by The Doc » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:00 am
Dream on Yaj
. I'd rather not punture your baloon.
regards,
RP
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eljefe
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by eljefe » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:20 am
Now we need a trauma surgeon, a spine (neuro) and a spine (orthopod) and a GI surgeon to reach ignition
Best
Axx
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
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hamiclar01
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by hamiclar01 » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:31 pm
asif,
quite right!
trying desperately hard to keep the lid down on my stock of orthopod jokes
!!!!! lest someone takes it personally!!
and my favourite surgical quote was by a urologist actually, who smilingly muttered, standing by a bucket full of blood from a T.U.R.P.," don't worry dr sharma.all bleeding stops...........eventually!"
anand
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
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Yaj
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by Yaj » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:18 pm
ORTHOPOD";p="13660 wrote: I'd rather not punture your baloon.
regards,
RP
You're sure you wont need help for it mate ?:lol:
Yaj.
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Yaj
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by Yaj » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:29 pm
hamiclar01";p="13672 wrote:asif,
quite right!
trying desperately hard to keep the lid down on my stock of orthopod jokes
!!!!! lest someone takes it personally!!
and my favourite surgical quote was by a urologist actually, who smilingly muttered, standing by a bucket full of blood from a T.U.R.P.," don't worry dr sharma.all bleeding stops...........eventually!"
anand
Just kidding guys! Brings back the days when I was a Surg houseman,used to cross swords with the ortho housemen all the time while on call and we were the guys who used to get together and organise all the parties too!
Bring on the Surgery jokes man!
Yaj.
