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Re: Luxury Cruise

Post by ckkalyan » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:54 am

prashantsingh wrote:ckkalyan
That's a lethal BUT ugly looking shot gun.
I like the way our man says
"There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA 12 s . Keep in mind , don't try it at home. I am a professional Russian." Oh, those Russians !
Prashant, reminds me of a great, old song by Boney M - Ra Ra Rasputin which ends with Oh, those Russians...how apt!

Here are the lyrics....

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

";This man's just got to go!"; declared his enemies
But the ladies begged ";Don't you try to do it, please";
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
";Come to visit us"; they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said ";I feel fine";

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
:cheers:
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!

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Re: Luxury Cruise

Post by prashantsingh » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:50 am

ckkalyan wrote: Prashant, reminds me of a great, old song by Boney M - Ra Ra Rasputin

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
:cheers:
Precisely why I wrote it SIR.
Boney M --- a popular group in times , when WE were younger.

Anyone who watches the video will be under the impression that this is a Russian weapon........
I did a google search on it and came to know that it is actually an American gun.
"Auto Assault-12 (AA-12) originally designed and known as Atchisson Assault Shotgun."

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Re: Luxury Cruise

Post by Katana » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:53 pm

The best one I've heard/ read lately! ROTFL
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