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Post by Safarigent » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:14 pm

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that she could see from the bedroom window that I'd left the light on in the shed. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned the police, who told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available. I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.

"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to hurry now cause I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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Post by sagar » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:14 am

Delhi police: "Ab jab saare mar hi gaye hain to jaldi kya hai, Bhaag thode hi jayenge. . . Sirjee Chai peelo fir chalte hain"

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Post by veejosh » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:37 am

Thats probably the best practical way of doing things. I hope I remember it in time of need.

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Post by tonysilas » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:23 am

:agree: :cheers:
veejosh wrote:Thats probably the best practical way of doing things. I hope I remember it in time of need.

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Post by thebrowningeffect » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:43 am

Good one buddy.
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Post by captrakshitsharma » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:44 am

Amazing looks like they were more interested in getting you the shooter.... than in preventing the burglary
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Post by amit888_2000 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:19 pm

Safarigent sahab, u really teach them a lesson, gr8 work & thought.

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Post by OverUnderPump » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:28 pm

Nice one Safarigent, but this cop joke has been doing the rounds internationally for some time now. :D .

http://www.texaspolicecentral.com/Cop-Jokes.php

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Post by amit888_2000 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:05 pm

gr8 catch OUP ROTFL

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Post by Safarigent » Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:21 pm

well, it aint my copyrighted joke.
glad it got a chuckle or two out of you guys though.
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Post by ckkalyan » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:00 am

ROTFL
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