"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn't my wife!" Audience were shocked.
The speaker added: "that woman was my mother!" (Laughter and Applause)
A listener tried it at his home. He said loudly to his wife, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!" Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, he finally said "...and I can't remember who she was!" and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed.
Moral: Don't Copy if you can't Paste!
