Some Oxymorons.......

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Some Oxymorons.......

Post by Prabhath » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:41 pm

Clearly misunderstood
Exact estimate
Small crowd
Act natural
Found missing
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Re: Some Oxymorons.......

Post by The Doc » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:47 pm

Pretty ugly

Seriously funny

Only choice

Original copies

Cruel kindness



and the best one is ...................



Happily Married !!

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Post by Prabhath » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:34 pm

Doc,

Last one's the best............. :lol:

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Re: Some Oxymorons.......

Post by shooter » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:20 am

slightly pregnant.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Re: Some Oxymorons.......

Post by diskaon » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:32 pm

Business ethics!!!
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Post by MoA » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:22 pm

Military Intelligence
The government is there to help
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Re: Some Oxymorons.......

Post by The Doc » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:55 pm

Manoos Ajnabi

Gentlemen who appreciate Urdu poetry will remember Nasir Kazmi for this interesting oxymoron.

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Rp.

P.S. Manoos -> someone who is familiar; somewhat acquainted with; you feel that somehow you know him.
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